I too like ladies with large heads. Here is a picture of one from my own personal stash:

She was a most unfortunate case. I found her wandering the streets in a confused state, took her in and managed to obtain this image of the wretched woman, before kicking her out and reporting her to the police for upsetting my dog. Dan Many Coats P.S See you next week mate for a full on antiquarian jaunt....

Today I realised that I have a liking for ladies with big heads. When I look at them from a distance they look like glamorous tadpoles to me. This is a most pleasing thing indeed.

~ DeBunkem

I was off my face (high on lime jelly with mandarin segments - the hard stuff!) when I found myself staggering through MySpace...

"Im 4 luv an tha wan2 meat cool boyz 4 funtim... " said 'Jane E!'

"Where's the grammar!" I screamed, fair splitting my tweed body stocking in the process. Furthermore and all that and everything, when I looked in the mirror, to my amazement I had transmogrified into an angry ink cartoon figure. As this pissed up old granny I once helped in front of a bus once observed:
"You'll smell of piss yourself someday sonny, so you will!"
"No I won't," I hastily replied, "but I might become an angry ink representation one day, so I might."
And now I have and that is that and relax to the music...

Pilgrims, strollers, stumblers, anons; mumblers, bumblers, fumblers, etceteras - welcome to The Weedy Shack

There they go, Sylvanian Family members cruising the hood, on the lookout for a score. I've told Wilbur Peters a thousand times -
"Don't drive the car when you're cold turkey!"
He doesn't listen though... and do you know why - he's a right little fucker, that's why!

As for the Mosely-Roberts clan (the rabbits!), don't be taken in by their fluffy carrots wouldn't crunch in their mouths look. Not a bit of it! They'd pimp their granny for a fix... in fact, come to think of it, they have done that a couple of times.

Oh it ain't easy being Community Daddy to a whole community of Sylvanian's, that's for sure. However, despite their propensity for hard drugs, they are still the best little fantasy friends a delusional nut-job could hope to find, and I'm truely thankful to have become part of their world.

~ Abraham DeBunkem, Esq.