It is perhaps comforting to know that nature abhors a vacuum.... Life goes on. For now we We have Evil Binky filling our every waking hour with fear, it easy to forget that before Binky ever set foot in the Weedy Shack there was Wee Davey-Axe wielding transexual dwarf, assassin, cannible and pigeon fancier......
Well, for all those who have been with the Shack a while will remember how Wee Davey disapeared with his terrible henchman Christopher after the unfortunate incident with some extra virgin olive oil and a well greased chicken vent. How he stole our time machine and as far as we knew was subsequently lost in space time oblivion....
But now rumour has it he's back. News has reached us that he is hiding out in the suburbs biding his time and working in in a D.I.Y centre in order to buy a new axe. Whilst these rumours as yet remain unsubstantiated a blurred image has come into our possession that just might be the little fella...
The thing is we can't be sure, but DeBunkem has blown up the image...
Certainly, it does seem to show Wee Davey's lovely long lady golden hair,cunningly tied back, but he appears taller and we can only surmise that he has fashioned himself some type of elevating divice. Most probably catering sized baked bean cans secured to his feet with string or perhaps velcro.
We can only hope we are wrong-the thought of two evil types, Wee Davey and Binky working in cahoots is just too much to handle and anyone with any other sightings should contact us here....
Dan Many Coats
